LINFLUENCER
HOW TO PLAY
you are a linfluencer navigating the feed.
collect engagement. stomp thought leaders.
reach the end before the algorithm buries you.
← →run (hold shift to sprint)
↑ / SPACEjump (tap for short, hold for high)
stompland on enemy to defeat them
Sscreenshot post (clears screen)
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engagement metrics are entirely made up. so is linkedin.
SHADOWBANNED
someone replied "have you considered..." and you couldn't recover.
FINAL ENGAGEMENT
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